Attempt not to Vomit

I am a moron

  • I have a dreadful habit of just allowing my mind to submit pieces of information to my mouth without having to traverse the barrier of tact. This happened during a conversation with a couple.
  • Me: Well, I think we're all going to meet up on Thursday, but I might have to help put the tree up, so I'll be late.
  • J: That's okay, I have to go to the doctor anyway.
  • D: I hope it's nothing serious!
  • J: Nah, I just have to get my cervical cancer jab; can't be getting those cancers!
  • Me: Oh, I thought you could only get that if you weren't sexually active...
  • Stony silence.

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