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It completely discounts the fact that you have to buy a WHOLE thing of each ingredient, you can’t just buy what you need to make the meal. You can’t buy 4 slices of cheese for a few cents, you have to pay $5 for the whole package.

I checked online and at my local supermarket (and ShopRite is pretty cheap), the down payment on all the ingredients necessary for the homemade meal would be $39.00That’s not so fucking affordable now is it, you pretentious classist fucks.  

Not everyone has the financial stability to spend that much at once, and they’d still have to buy food for other meals, because eating turkey burgers 3 meals a day is gross.

This also presupposes that people who are desperate to save money would also be looking to “save” calories. Seems to me like more calories might be better in that situation…

Caution: I have no idea what I’m talking about.

(Source: symphonyofawesomeness)

Every introvert alive knows the exquisite pleasure of stepping from the clamor of a party into the bathroom and closing the door.
Sophia Dembling - The Introvert’s Way: Living a Quiet Life in a Noisy World (via thechameleonisturningashy)

As an extrovert, this moment is fundamentally jarring. Would that the crowded party could keep me company in the bathroom.

"Can someone hold my penis? this story really doesn’t work without the gestures…"

(Source: cumbered-cat)

So this is the same deer as in the last photo. She’s a lot friendlier than the other deer, but since I made friends with her I’ve noticed that she has a pretty heavy limp. I hope she’s not being bullied by the other deer for hanging out with me… at the same time, it’s sort of cool that she’s willing to put up with all that deer bullying just for me. What a total bro. I hope I’m not in a deer gang now… #friendship #deer

I for some reason thought a version of Knight Rider set in the 1300s would be fucking fascinating. 

A man and a sentient applecart travel from town to town, solving problems. The original title was going to be KNIGHT RIDER: 1201, but I think the new title is, “Please come to my house and delete my copy of Photoshop, these images are crying out to be destroyed.”

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